Pick-Up Lines

Use at your own risk. Pick-up lines are not really my thing, but if they were...

1. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
2. Can I flirt with you?
3. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
4. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
5. Do you want to come to my place get some pizza and fuck? [No!] "What, you don't like pizza?"
6. Hi, my name is [name], how do you like me so far?
7. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9. So....How am I doin'?
10. Ask a woman for the time. "11:12? So today is August 17,2006, at 11:12 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

More Worthy Pick-Up Lines:

• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
• Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
• Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
• As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? [No.] Damn!